DFL Bad Guys

Some readers perhaps think that I'm merely a "liberal" attacking "conservatives" (though that begs the question what is a liberal and what is a conservative, especially in this day and age where the so-called neocons are radicals bearing no resemblance to yesteryear's real conservatives). But I'm really an equal-opportunity critic. So here are a bunch of crooked Democrats that deserve to spend a month in the public stocks:

• Walt Dziedzic, currently a Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioner, formerly a Minneapolis City Council Member and before that, a political-hack police officer. Basically, he's a lying thug of a bully.


• Bob Fine, currently a Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioner. This arrogant prick is the kind of pond scum that gives lawyers a bad name, even though he's really only a 2-bit lawyer, unable to even make a living in the legal profession.


• Tony Scallon, former Minneapolis City Council Member who has actually done some good things. Unfortunately, he stupidly and derisively continues to tell lies to support his friends Bob Fine and Scott Neiman, despite their corrupt and unprincipled behaviors.


• Scott Neiman, just one of a line of reproducing scum ripping off the taxpayers, just like his late father Leroy Neiman, both formerly Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board commissioners. Too bad this genetic pool has not reached its dead end. Minneapolis and Minnesota taxpayers will be paying for their multi-million dollar cronyism for years to come.


• Brian Rice, attorney and lobbyist for the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board, the Minneapolis Police Relief Association, the Minneapolis Firefighters Relief Association and others, and interestingly also the largest campaign contributor to the Park Board commissioners' election campaigns. Can you say conflict of interest? Moreover, he is over-charging at least two of his major clients, the Police Relief Association and the Park Board. The total hours he bills them for lobbying and legal services is more than could be reasonably worked in a year by several people. He billed the Park Board for over 3,700 hours alone.
  

In the past couple of years, the FBI has investigated and sent to prison former Minneapolis City Council Members Brian Herron and Joe Biernet for a few thousand dollars' worth of bribery and favoritism. This past week, the FBI's investigation netted a conviction of Minneapolis developer Basim Sabri on three counts of bribery. These three guys are small potatoes compared to the five crooks mentioned in the list above. If the FBI really wanted to have some fun, they would investigate all back room deals these 5 shysters have been involved in.

Nitwits 'r' us

Joel Hanson of Eden Prairie somehow imagines that a few months of slightly improved economic news erases all the myriad of facts illustrating new records of economic failure on the part of the current administration.

The unvarnished truth is that President Bush and his team are poor stewards of the economy: They have amassed the worst jobs record in more than half a century, piled up a mountain of government debt for the nation’s children and, equally bad, they have no realistic, fair and effective plan to fix the economy and put America back to work.

The nation has lost jobs in 25 of the 31 months that President Bush has been in office, making for the worst jobs record at this point in a presidency of any administration since Herbert Hoover. Including last July’s loss of 44,000 positions (when economists had predicted a 10,000-job increase), our economy has shed more than 2.5 million jobs and 3.2 million private-sector jobs since the president took office.

Hanson the genius figures this demonstrates Republicans are more in favor of a strong economy than Democrats.

Then there is brain boy Mark Hepokoski of Menahga, Minnesota who thinks that killing some 12,000 innocent Iraqi civilians is Ok because Saddam Hussein's political (and criminal) prisoners have been released and because the Iraqi Olympic team had a pleasant trip. He also claims the Kurds no longer have to fear poison gas attacks, conveniently ignoring the fact that they have not had to fear them since the first Gulf War when the weapons inspectors showed up and destroyed all the equipment (which the USA sold Iraq back when they were our buddies) for making the stuff. He also ignores the fact that by wasting our time and lives in Iraq, we've taken our eye of the ball -- hunting down Osama bin Laden and dismantling Al Queda.

I'm sure every country which has a despotic ruler would love to have the USA invade, cause mass civil destruction and insurrection and kill thousands of their innocent civilians in order to get rid of the despot. Just ask the surviving family members of those 12,000 Iraqis how happy they are.

St. Paul mayor vetoes smoking ban

St. Paul Mayor Randy Kelly ought to just get it over with -- and change his party to Republican, a party that as it is currently constituted may as well be called the neo-con right-wing party for amoral corporate interests. Kelly apparently can't read the writing on wall, writ large by the Bloomington and Minneapolis city councils earlier this summer. He appears ignorant of, or immune to all the evidence which shows that smoking bans do not harm business over all and often even help it. Except of course the tobacco business. That must be the business Kelly is worried about when he says the St. Paul ban would "harm businesses."

Bone-headed laws

Zoning laws in Minneapolis make it illegal to have anything (except for those on a short list of exceptions like air conditioners and bay windows) between the ground and the sky in your front yard. So all you folks with bird baths, gazing globes, bird feeders and lawn chairs in your front yards in Minneapolis are criminals.

Here's a law that's far overdue for being changed.

Selective Amnesia and Hypocrisy

Just a list of Minnesotans who have recently demonstrated in public that they are suffering from selective amnesia or hyporcrisy or both.

Reaction's to Michael Moore's film Fahrenheit 9/11

Chris Tiedeman, Republican hack

"I've seen all of Moore's films, and he gets progressively crazier. He's so selective with his information that he's just not credible."

And the Bush administration is credible?

Michael Wilson, a marketing wrter planning to make his own film attacking Michael Moore.

"[H]e manipulates the conversation... It made me want to be meaner to Moore in my own film."

Pot calling the kettle black?

Tara Anderson, director of a college organization of twits

"He [Moore]...ignores the previous eight years when Clinton failed to respond."

Yeah, like the cruise missles Clinton ordered into Sudan and Afghanistan to destroy Al-Queda targets? Like the fat security threat report about Al-Queda given to the Bush administration which was ignored for 8 months until the day before 9/11? Like tracking down and prosecuting the first World Trade Center bombers? And all the while, having to fight off Republican idiots in Congress, and the bogus persecution over 7 years by Ken Starr, who found zip, zilch, nada, nothing.

Other Idiotic Ideas

Cheri Pierson Yecke, not a real Minnesotan but just as stupid

Believes the idea of separation of state and church is a myth

Turns out she was equally controversial and disliked in Virginia, contrary to the false accolades her supporters credit her.

Ron Eibensteiner, chief twit of the Minnesota Republican party

Bashes urban public schools for having to serve different populations, including those people -- you know, the ones who are not well-to-do, privileged and white like him.

A dishonest, narrow-minded, ignorant, arrogant, elitist, corrupt racist bigot, if there ever was one.

How about this insult?

Can you imagine the gall? The Senate Majority Leader, Reverend Dean Johnson, suggested appointing three House-Senate negotiating groups which would meet publicly as part of a legislative special session. How incredibly insulting is that? Imagine if someone proposed something so outrageous, abusive and rude as that to you? Holy smokes!

Boy, oh, boy, things have sunk low in politics when someone suggests 3 negotiating groups to the 5 you wanted.

No wonder Republican House Speaker Steve Sviggum is so justifiably upset. Did I say upset? I apologize for the understatement. Sviggum is more than just upset. He is so angered, he has made statements like such a proposal "doesn't even warrant a response," "Dean Johnson has shut the door" and "the Senate is unwilling to serve the interests of Minnesota."

Enough parody.

Who is the baldfaced, lying bastard that is obstructing the legislative process here? Who is slamming the door and unwilling to server the interests of Minnesota?

That would be you, Mr. Sviggum, you arrogant maggot.

Big Wanker of the Republican Party

Randy Wanke, St. Paul; communications director, Republican Party of Minnesota whines like the big baby he must be about how the Star Tribune has no conservative columnists in its Metro section -- conveniently overlooking the fact that columnist James Lileks is a bozo right-winger just like Wanker. Ok, so most of the time Lileks is confined to attempting to write a humor column, but his outtings on the editorial pages are far too frequent and full of right-wing bile. But I don't see Wanke calling for more liberal commentators at Fox news, or on jerkwad Jason Lewis's radio show.

Just another crooked politician enriching himself at taxpayer expense

Former Rep. David Bishop, Republican-Rochester, bought into a development venture that assembled more than 450 acres alongside Hwy. 63, and met with MnDOT officials to talk about and then voted for a spending bill to build interchanges connecting to his land, according to a Star Tribune report.

Like all legislators, Bishop was required to disclose his financial interests -- including property -- so the public could determine whether he had any potential conflicts of interest.

As a legislator from 1982 to 2002, Bishop routinely listed his property holdings, sometimes in great detail. But he never disclosed that in 1997 he had bought into a development group that controlled 450 acres along Hwy. 63 between downtown Rochester and the city's airport. The investors planned major commercial developments, including housing, a business park and large retailers. Bishop's report said only that he had acquired "development land southeast, southwest and northwest of Rochester."

The public disclosure board demanded specific locations and acreage. Bishop responded a month later, itemizing details about land he had owned for years. But he omitted 21 acres he acquired in 1997 along Hwy. 63. He continued to omit that land in later disclosure statements, and he also did not report his 25 percent interest in joint ventures formed to develop the entire 450 acres.

After being questioned by the Star Tribune in late January, Bishop amended his financial disclosures again to report the 21 acres. He said he had meant to report the development land all along, but mistakenly had listed the legal descriptions of two small parcels he had owned up the road. He couldn't explain how he confused those 1-acre parcels, which he had previously disclosed, with the much larger spread he had just acquired.

Bishop did not list on the amended forms his interest in the joint ventures that owned the rest of the land. Earlier this month, after the newspaper questioned why his amended statement failed to disclose his interest in the entire property, Bishop said he and his lawyer "did kind of a sloppy reading" of the law before filing his amendment.

Sure he did, Mr. Bishop. And I've got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

Welcome to the new theocratic fascist state!

Or at least, it will be if boneheads like Minnesota Secretary of State Mary Kiffmeyer and Minnesota State Senator Michael Jungbauer, both Republicans, have their way. Jungbauer wrote in a letter to a constituent that separation of church and state is "a false belief" and that "It is legal for a state to establish and promote a religion." Kiffmeyer told a conference that "separation of church and state" was a destructive idea. Then there was Minnesota State Senator Michele Bachmann's little prayer escort in the Senate chamber.

John Locke, our founders' intellectual father who proclaimed the natural rights of man, inconsistently argued for a national church, and nine of the original thirteen colonies had state religions. Patrick Henry supported Locke's idea of a state-church alliance, but it was Madison's views that prevailed in the adoption of the Constitution. You can't have it both ways, Madison argued -- you either have a religious state or a state that protects individual liberty.

Or, if we're really going to have a state church -- let's make it the Catholic Church. I'm nominally Catholic and that would suit me fine. But since most of these right-wing nut cases are not, they would be quite unhappy I suspect. And that would make me even more amused.

So, to recap:

Kiffmeyer: Ignorant, stupid, right-wing nut case.
Jungbauer: Ignorant, arrogant, right-wing nut case.
Bachmann: Ignorant, hypocritical, right-wing nut case.

Is this a great state or what?

More and more it seems like the dictionary definition of hypocrisy should include modern-day Republicans. This past week, the DFL began running an ad attacking Pawlenty. I guess it was a pretty mean ad. One might think it was the first of its kind, given the yowling of Republicans like scalded cats. But it's merely another case of selective memory or hypocrisy. They conveniently ignore the dirty ads they ran branding opponents as akin to terrorists in Pawlenty's gubernatorial campaign.

The ad is being compared to the Willie Horton ad -- which, surprise, was run by a Republican campaign.

Or how about the Republican run ads attacking Democrat Max Cleland, senator from Georgia, by comparing him to Osama in Laden -- while Cleland is actually a highly-decorated Vietnam veteran?

The real problem is that the whiners in the Republican party just can't take their own medicine. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.